6 jobs that do not want to have

Recently we counter the mistakes to make before 30, and said that it is sometimes necessary to take jobs appalling to realize that we are unwilling to do. What features should be employed to be considered shocking? I'm not talking tough but decent jobs, but those who approach the limits of discomfort or ridicule. Here a list with 6 of the jobs you would not want to accept. Or maybe, you never know.

1. Door to door salesman. Cambaceros, who call them. It is becoming less common, but before it was fashionable to hire staff or appliances offered encyclopedias door to door. The poor salesman wore a suit and carrying a suitcase with items to show, walked for hours under the hot sun, and filled the patience of the housewives, who felt that the type of interrupt and made them waste time. In this tradition, and although times have changed, vendors survive Yakult : but two or three captive customers, nobody wants to buy and most of them closed the door on the nose.

2. Packs of dogs walker. I mean people who care for a dog or two and, after an afternoon of games in the idyllic park, returned to their masters. No, I speak here of those martyrs who have to walk seven dogs at one time. The dogs pull the belt tighter than the walker, run, mean they should not, try to go after other dogs considered sexy, and Commissioner drooling tour ends and shattered. Some might find the work fun: I pass.

3. Photocopier at a university. Mechanical work, tedious, infinite. The copiers go through life in a cubicle of two by two, in absolute solitude, and face huge rows of students who want to reproduce the pages of the book. If you do not believe in the discomfort of this job, mark a day in the face of copiers: it is transparent unhappiness verging on pain. I do not understand how not to go crazy. Or maybe I go crazy, and out of work a doll lull there, lounging in a rocking chair rotates.

4. Personal Assistant to a cretin. Imagine working warming his coffee to Peña Nieto or wife, or one of those "actors" tanning unlikely and limited vocabulary that abound on television. Another thing would be if Virginia Woolf and Borges lived and tried to make them run errands.

5. Operator in the complaints department of a call center. Serve customers angry, and that most of the time are right, it is also working to martyrs. This occupation is to hide the mess of the company: services rendered wrong, defective products, irregularities in the collection. Not only are intuition and patience, but also nerves of steel (quality that most operators replaced with indifference). If you know anyone who engages in it, ask how many insults mother receives daily. This and telephone sales are two of the most obvious causes of social resentment.

6. Botarga advertising. Beings living within the botargas are victims of derision from crowds and, as if not enough, as though they were dying of heat and shame, they have to dance to deafening music. Exposed to evil children, which is the most thorough of the human species. People find it funny the stunt, he forgets that there, inside that suit padding, there is a person who probably crying bitterly when I get home.

The list could be much longer. In fact, I know a man who was delivering pizzas in snowstorms (30 minutes or do not pay) and charger opium smokers. He was saved, luckily, he was hired as a quality control tester parachute.

As a happy ending, I can assure you that no matter how unpleasant is your current job: they can always find a worse option.

His contributions to the expansion of this list are welcome.

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